So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33001. | Panha (panha_janai) | 47.36 | 97.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 33002. | Nizam (highaccutypist) | 47.36 | 92% | 2015-08-05 |
| 33003. | Adrien (cargo) | 47.36 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 33004. | Vas (saul_meowman) | 47.35 | 93% | 2022-10-20 |
| 33005. | sam (tritoke) | 47.35 | 94% | 2017-12-30 |
| 33006. | Vinit (vinitneo) | 47.35 | 95% | 2011-11-22 |
| 33007. | Dankster (danksterino_99) | 47.35 | 95% | 2023-10-30 |
| 33008. | fiaz (fiazmahmud) | 47.35 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 33009. | Nakoa Blue (goldtiger7) | 47.35 | 100% | 2020-05-17 |
| 33010. | Sovit (fredsa) | 47.35 | 91% | 2014-12-22 |
| 33011. | bahar (bahar_a) | 47.35 | 90% | 2011-07-09 |
| 33012. | shinigami (scarekrew7) | 47.35 | 89% | 2016-08-24 |
| 33013. | zhangar (zhangar_ku) | 47.34 | 94.5% | 2023-06-04 |
| 33014. | Sulabh (sulabh1190) | 47.34 | 89% | 2017-02-20 |
| 33015. | Farel (theta_rho) | 47.34 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 33016. | Ofi (ofikhan) | 47.34 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 33017. | Surely (surely_) | 47.33 | 96.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 33018. | worldd (worldd) | 47.33 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 33019. | Jonas Paul (zamurai) | 47.33 | 91% | 2014-07-22 |
| 33020. | Monique (moepike84) | 47.33 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
| 33021. | ha (htnga) | 47.33 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 33022. | Miles (havelava) | 47.32 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 33023. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 47.32 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
| 33024. | Sean (sleamy) | 47.32 | 87% | 2016-01-18 |
| 33025. | Squid (squidlyz) | 47.31 | 92% | 2014-08-06 |
| 33026. | Amoon (_amoon19) | 47.31 | 97.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 33027. | Jarmo Ö(Treehug) (celebria... | 47.31 | 91% | 2015-07-17 |
| 33028. | "(◕‿◕)" (rocky_pogi) | 47.31 | 91% | 2011-11-07 |
| 33029. | glenn (glenn25) | 47.31 | 92% | 2012-02-03 |
| 33030. | Wayne (z5363136) | 47.30 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |