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While I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

—from Good Will Hunting, a movie by Gus van Sant

Active since June 26, 2017.
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Leaders

Rank	Username	WPM	Accuracy	Date
1.	(joshua728)	231.52	100%	2022-01-13
2.	OFF - twitch.tv/goldjet30 (...	213.46	100%	2020-11-01
3.	Sean Wrona (arenasnow)	205.45	100%	2018-08-06
4.	mako (mako640)	188.35	100%	2019-03-20
5.	(alpha_panda)	186.94	100%	2018-05-14
6.	(landarian)	183.97	100%	2020-08-15
7.	(shazman)	183.15	99%	2020-06-14
8.	Kathy (florentine)	182.33	99%	2017-08-24
9.	practically done (g1_petrol...	181.55	99.1%	2024-12-21
10.	morning (chakkonmech)	180.63	98%	2019-02-22
11.	(xanderec)	180.03	99.5%	2024-08-03
12.	🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew...	178.00	100%	2018-03-13
13.	deroche (deroche1)	175.45	99%	2019-02-28
14.	twitch.tv/mcasoooo LIVE RN ...	175.44	98%	2018-09-11
15.	Vielle (arc_sec)	175.19	99%	2019-01-31
16.	⦗🧛⦘ ⦓☾✹✯𝚅...	175.10	100%	2018-02-11
17.	chillin (slekap)	173.67	98%	2020-11-10
18.	Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop)	171.68	99%	2022-12-28
19.	🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi...	171.00	100%	2017-07-30
20.	Jesse (jessegarcia)	170.98	100%	2019-04-05
21.	Andrey (schizo_guy)	170.40	100%	2018-12-04
22.	im liquid smooth (chakk)	169.12	98%	2019-01-31
23.	E (weihceinre)	168.36	100%	2020-12-17
24.	eiko (eikomaniac)	168.00	100%	2017-11-26
25.	(keegant)	167.69	100%	2019-08-23
26.	God help us (novabond)	166.79	100%	2017-11-26
27.	Jashe (freshfastjashe)	163.85	100%	2020-03-12
28.	Mike (dogfoodlid)	163.54	100%	2020-05-31
29.	(lemons6)	163.50	99.6%	2025-02-26
30.	Andrei (_son_)	162.90	100%	2020-11-25

Universes

Universe	Races	Average WPM	First Race
Default (English)	11,836	78.49	June 26, 2017
Instant Death Mode	50	86.96	September 14, 2017
ᗜ Stenography	11	50.22	December 2, 2023
All TypeRacer Texts	1	86.43	November 28, 2021