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I don't like when I can't control what reality is doing. Which is unfortunate because reality works independently of the things I want, and I have only a limited number of ways to influence it, none of which are guaranteed to work.

—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh

Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (joshua728) 275.08 100% 2023-05-30
2. (728joshua) 244.21 99.6% 2025-06-06
3. izanagi (iamaccuracy) 239.71 100% 2023-07-01
4. izanagi (etherealvoid) 222.60 99% 2023-06-20
5. (slyne) 222.31 100% 2025-07-11
6. hi (helloimnotgood1) 220.31 99.2% 2025-02-23
7. practically done (g1_petrol... 217.50 100% 2025-05-16
8. TGG-QIJ47NQUGA (eikomaniac) 216.33 100% 2025-03-17
9. Vielle (arc_sec) 209.66 99.6% 2024-04-19
10. Omori (sunnyomori) 209.23 100% 2025-05-23
11. ngnq (ngnq) 207.56 99.6% 2024-04-01
12. 🌄youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5... 204.68 100% 2024-01-24
13. mibombo (residober) 204.29 100% 2024-08-25
14. rrraptor (drybowser888) 204.26 99.2% 2025-03-11
15. (shazman) 204.26 98.8% 2023-12-15
16. (keegant) 203.17 99% 2025-06-06
17. Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 202.82 98.8% 2025-03-20
18. awesomerelic (NQ) (Maintrac... 201.12 97.6% 2023-12-01
19. DOES KEVIN RUDD HAVE THAT I... 201.12 100% 2025-10-11
20. i was wrong (firewolfrain) 198.43 100% 2023-09-23
21. angelo (angeio) 198.38 99.6% 2023-07-04
22. hi (flaneur) 196.57 99.6% 2024-03-16
23. (landarian) 196.25 99.6% 2024-09-11
24. paradoxical (chaoschild) 195.49 98.8% 2023-10-08
25. Syrup (syrupsandwich) 194.82 100% 2024-12-17
26. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 194.31 99% 2023-04-14
27. (fafadoodle) 193.93 100% 2023-09-11
28. B4CK (ayeyuhskuh) 191.07 100% 2025-04-27
29. (evestay) 190.77 100% 2025-02-22
30. if ur a zionist I hope you ... 189.46 98.8% 2025-06-05

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 8,445 95.64 April 12, 2023