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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!

—from Grand Theft Auto V, a game by Rockstar Games

Active since February 14, 2018.
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3. chillin (slekap) 172.03 99% 2020-11-14
4. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 169.25 99% 2019-03-02
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14. eiko (eikomaniac) 153.53 99% 2019-02-09
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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 5,459 80.35 February 14, 2018
Video Games 3 66.08 November 19, 2020
Instant Death Mode 3 118.48 February 23, 2020
ᗜ Stenography 1 114.02 January 12, 2022