Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | (joshua728) | 223.25 | 100% | 2024-07-10 |
| 2. | Sean Wrona (arenasnow) | 192.54 | 100% | 2019-04-03 |
| 3. | jse (dragoncityjose) | 180.67 | 100% | 2025-07-23 |
| 4. | (goldjet30) | 180.10 | 99% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5. | twitch.tv/ede1felt (chakk) | 179.75 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 6. | deroche (deroche1) | 175.13 | 99% | 2018-12-02 |
| 7. | B4CK (ayeyuhskuh) | 171.80 | 100% | 2025-07-17 |
| 8. | (e6f4e37l) | 170.68 | 99% | 2024-12-15 |
| 9. | (sidd_) | 169.64 | 100% | 2019-12-25 |
| 10. | taran (slowaccount) | 168.95 | 100% | 2019-07-19 |
| 11. | (alpha_panda) | 168.09 | 99% | 2019-11-16 |
| 12. | (mporsche02) | 167.46 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 13. | beat me if u can ; (bblaise) | 166.54 | 100% | 2018-09-13 |
| 14. | mako (mako640) | 163.92 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
| 15. | (riverwalk) | 163.06 | 99% | 2019-09-18 |
| 16. | (mononym_jisoo) | 162.74 | 99% | 2023-03-25 |
| 17. | (mbpt) | 161.24 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 18. | (jashenonquitting) | 161.01 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 19. | john (nothisisjohn) | 160.96 | 100% | 2021-10-31 |
| 20. | Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... | 160.06 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 21. | (keegant) | 158.74 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 22. | Noah (licahfox) | 158.42 | 100% | 2018-09-06 |
| 23. | leonidas (awsomaw) | 156.06 | 99% | 2018-12-23 |
| 24. | ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... | 155.84 | 99% | 2020-02-08 |
| 25. | youtu.be/mMLmCViaFKI (delaw... | 155.07 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 26. | God is Love (kjb3) | 154.98 | 100% | 2020-03-07 |
| 27. | miss index (plorksauce) | 154.90 | 100% | 2018-06-01 |
| 28. | (staticnine) | 154.80 | 100% | 2020-05-20 |
| 29. | vinnii (slowvinni) | 154.69 | 99% | 2020-04-24 |
| 30. | (dragoomba) | 154.15 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |