The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2975. | mike (semicolon) | 111.43 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 2976. | bolt (unreaii) | 111.41 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 2977. | fumizuki (pomegranate320) | 111.41 | 94% | 2017-01-02 |
| 2978. | Brandon (kempy92) | 111.41 | 95% | 2011-08-24 |
| 2979. | Aidan (arseface17) | 111.41 | 100% | 2012-11-14 |
| 2980. | Kevin (brahnji) | 111.40 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
| 2981. | MoarDakka (theworminator) | 111.40 | 97% | 2011-12-08 |
| 2982. | Zariski (zariski) | 111.39 | 99% | 2022-09-05 |
| 2983. | Felix (kazkix) | 111.39 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2984. | Jonne (flipordie) | 111.39 | 97% | 2012-10-30 |
| 2985. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 111.39 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 2986. | august (torikago) | 111.38 | 92% | 2013-05-23 |
| 2987. | shryu (shryu) | 111.38 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 2988. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 111.38 | 96% | 2016-12-05 |
| 2989. | Joy (mrjoyboy) | 111.37 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2990. | lemon (ilka) | 111.37 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2991. | Jacob (thundermcking) | 111.35 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 2992. | Topac (9topac) | 111.33 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 2993. | TypeLX (gamerleelxo) | 111.33 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 2994. | Shawn (shawnjag) | 111.33 | 99% | 2012-10-31 |
| 2995. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 111.32 | 98% | 2016-06-26 |
| 2996. | Marcus (airal) | 111.31 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 2997. | Victor (rtsvicta) | 111.31 | 91% | 2013-02-13 |
| 2998. | Sangyoung (ddragoons) | 111.31 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 2999. | joromm (joromm) | 111.30 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 3000. | Michael Angelo (micky15) | 111.30 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 3001. | asdf (intheoryno) | 111.28 | 98% | 2014-03-24 |
| 3002. | BJ (bc_gator14) | 111.27 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 3003. | Elkotte (elkotte) | 111.25 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
| 3004. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 111.25 | 98.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |