It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37. | (zfba) | 146.04 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 38. | (valikor) | 145.43 | 99% | 2017-12-20 |
| 39. | paperboy ditty (wordracer888) | 145.10 | 100% | 2020-01-28 |
| 40. | (alpha_panda) | 144.88 | 99% | 2018-03-05 |
| 41. | (jessegarcia) | 144.09 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 42. | john (nothisisjohn) | 143.87 | 99% | 2020-05-04 |
| 43. | Volhosis (v... | 143.04 | 98.2% | 2019-05-13 |
| 44. | (disclo5ure) | 142.77 | 99% | 2018-05-06 |
| 45. | ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... | 142.01 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 46. | zetria (primalknight) | 141.31 | 98.1% | 2024-04-06 |
| 47. | (himajintyper) | 140.91 | 99% | 2020-07-20 |
| 48. | Alexander the Great (zachcr... | 140.25 | 99% | 2017-12-13 |
| 49. | Jauhar (indoviet) | 140.19 | 99% | 2018-07-06 |
| 50. | yea (thoomb) | 140.17 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 51. | (itsmesooj) | 139.61 | 99% | 2019-10-11 |
| 52. | (brindobob) | 139.42 | 99% | 2020-09-14 |
| 53. | Chris Klenø (sircw) | 139.16 | 99% | 2019-10-16 |
| 54. | Syrup (syrupsandwich) | 139.05 | 97.4% | 2024-05-31 |
| 55. | (crdm0) | 139.00 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 56. | (vinninq) | 138.90 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 57. | (87900677) | 138.74 | 100% | 2019-02-24 |
| 58. | (carlibou) | 138.61 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 59. | Rohit Singh (himynameisrohi... | 138.56 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 60. | (tailcatch) | 138.05 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 61. | (someguysnonquit) | 137.69 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 62. | Shanon (shadowyshadows) | 137.23 | 99% | 2020-08-31 |
| 63. | (sneaki) | 136.94 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 64. | MadsFuldGas (swaax) | 136.71 | 99% | 2019-11-21 |
| 65. | artahian (aram90) | 136.22 | 99% | 2020-04-23 |
| 66. | neogeosg (robloxplayer71499) | 136.18 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |