You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 933. | Shireen (shir33n) | 93.48 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 934. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchuknow) | 93.44 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 935. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 936. | Andre (smallchicken) | 93.39 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 937. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 93.38 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 938. | a_p (aperea) | 93.37 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 939. | slow down (artaj) | 93.35 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 940. | L (l____t) | 93.32 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 941. | Shoegum (shoegum) | 93.31 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 942. | arno (boxhill) | 93.29 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 943. | Marek (lypa) | 93.27 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 944. | Faa (faa7) | 93.25 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 945. | Jane (janeshepard) | 93.21 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 946. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 93.21 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 947. | Hunter (hunter_5mith) | 93.16 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 948. | Max (17maxklivans) | 93.16 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 949. | ReaperX (reaperx_g0d) | 93.15 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 950. | One last time (ubershah) | 93.15 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 951. | Alex (majorfontes) | 93.14 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 952. | Sean (krypticwow) | 93.13 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 953. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 93.13 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 954. | EtherealFog (etherealfog) | 93.08 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 955. | arigrate (mercury80) | 93.07 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 956. | iPeanuts (ipeenuts) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 957. | todd (prettyflower27) | 93.05 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 958. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 92.99 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 959. | Kolton (kolton_) | 92.96 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 960. | david (frigidds) | 92.94 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 961. | (shinobukocho) | 92.93 | 94% | 2020-06-28 |
| 962. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 92.91 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |