See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1141. | (needforaccuracy) | 124.33 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1142. | Accurate? (iwinyoulose4315) | 124.30 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1143. | Sean (sullyw555) | 124.27 | 98.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1144. | ofer (of3r) | 124.25 | 99.6% | 2024-10-30 |
| 1145. | Burt (oriomium) | 124.24 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1146. | eunhyun (eunhyun) | 124.23 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 1147. | d (hirundinidae) | 124.22 | 100% | 2020-09-09 |
| 1148. | Tony (toekneee) | 124.21 | 99.6% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1149. | ritual (wx8_) | 124.20 | 97% | 2025-01-23 |
| 1150. | Kieran (kahinjin) | 124.20 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 1151. | jordan (jordanlolx) | 124.20 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 1152. | JOn (chaomeister986) | 124.16 | 98.5% | 2023-09-24 |
| 1153. | xlr8 (xlr8ation) | 124.15 | 98% | 2025-07-06 |
| 1154. | dbatac (dbatac) | 124.13 | 99% | 2025-12-03 |
| 1155. | mrholmes (mrholmesgaming) | 124.13 | 98.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 1156. | ehj53 (ehj53) | 124.10 | 100% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1157. | Coleslaw (coleslaw0) | 124.09 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 1158. | ocodile (ocodile) | 124.09 | 100% | 2020-04-04 |
| 1159. | (vanillamonkey44) | 124.05 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 1160. | dank nissan (osubora) | 124.04 | 99% | 2022-02-18 |
| 1161. | Xutong (eliclax) | 124.03 | 99% | 2019-08-03 |
| 1162. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 124.03 | 100% | 2026-02-06 |
| 1163. | joel (joey172) | 123.94 | 98.2% | 2023-07-19 |
| 1164. | ckla (cutscene1543) | 123.93 | 97% | 2025-10-17 |
| 1165. | hehe (johnsondog) | 123.93 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 1166. | tstats[kamikrazy] (kamikrazy) | 123.93 | 99% | 2025-07-04 |
| 1167. | desyncgod (43243264) | 123.93 | 98.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 1168. | FoTGReckless (fotg_reckless) | 123.92 | 100% | 2024-09-19 |
| 1169. | GEORGE (reburm) | 123.91 | 99.6% | 2023-12-04 |
| 1170. | soggySandwiches (soggy_sand... | 123.91 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |