So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 74. | \/\ (zazaziing) | 156.94 | 99% | 2013-12-07 |
| 75. | Byron (reckful) | 156.92 | 99% | 2014-08-21 |
| 76. | Kavoskrine (kavik) | 156.87 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 77. | (xanderec) | 156.72 | 99.4% | 2024-08-01 |
| 78. | Cryptids Are Real (bptccq) | 156.63 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 79. | amanogawa (lhykv) | 156.60 | 99% | 2022-11-10 |
| 80. | still type (mokori) | 156.42 | 100% | 2017-05-20 |
| 81. | Jesse (jessegarcia) | 156.36 | 99% | 2018-11-25 |
| 82. | Justin (realjsk) | 156.34 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 83. | cwhxoo (cwhxoo) | 156.33 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 84. | Andrey (schizo_guy) | 156.23 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 85. | (quadroopl) | 156.05 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 86. | (sidd_) | 156.02 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 87. | zkov (zkov) | 155.91 | 98% | 2012-03-15 |
| 88. | Syrup (syrupsandwich) | 155.55 | 98.9% | 2024-04-12 |
| 89. | (fafadoodle) | 155.54 | 99.4% | 2023-10-06 |
| 90. | Ibexus (ibexus) | 155.22 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
| 91. | schollie (schollie) | 155.20 | 97% | 2017-01-06 |
| 92. | unreal (onetruegodniccage) | 155.10 | 99% | 2020-06-09 |
| 93. | (macieje) | 154.82 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| 94. | (mononym_jisoo) | 154.82 | 98.8% | 2023-09-08 |
| 95. | Aurel (big_boss1) | 154.76 | 99.7% | 2023-08-14 |
| 96. | (ginoo75) | 154.67 | 100% | 2025-07-19 |
| 97. | (valikor) | 154.55 | 99% | 2017-06-11 |
| 98. | @Shoib : All accounts sir (... | 154.49 | 96% | 2012-01-08 |
| 99. | ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) | 154.45 | 99.7% | 2023-09-11 |
| 100. | Matt (xahit) | 154.24 | 99% | 2012-11-25 |
| 101. | zapakh (zapakh) | 154.20 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 102. | Stamford (stamford) | 154.20 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 103. | c4c (firewolfrain) | 153.88 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |