Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2977. | (tt_richard) | 107.81 | 98.8% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2978. | (desparta) | 107.79 | 98.7% | 2025-02-10 |
| 2979. | Gaussian (ndrous20) | 107.78 | 99% | 2026-03-18 |
| 2980. | (2xkobe) | 107.77 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 2981. | (altlearnsergo) | 107.76 | 99% | 2024-04-12 |
| 2982. | (whitedarko) | 107.75 | 97.4% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2983. | (polarbear1229) | 107.75 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 2984. | (aunycs) | 107.74 | 97% | 2025-10-06 |
| 2985. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 107.74 | 98.2% | 2023-08-31 |
| 2986. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 107.74 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 2987. | (speedyant) | 107.74 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2988. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 107.73 | 99.2% | 2023-10-21 |
| 2989. | (wattfox) | 107.73 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 2990. | (squalo101) | 107.73 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 2991. | (laythster) | 107.72 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| 2992. | Learning Dvorak (sabisetti7... | 107.72 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 2993. | (hooterr) | 107.71 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 2994. | (jameck) | 107.70 | 98.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2995. | (soul_light) | 107.70 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 2996. | (russianemu27) | 107.70 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 2997. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 107.69 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 2998. | (romeodrid) | 107.67 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 2999. | Daniel (masterfiregg) | 107.66 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3000. | David (dlschmitt0911) | 107.66 | 98% | 2024-11-05 |
| 3001. | (reganisgod) | 107.64 | 99% | 2026-02-01 |
| 3002. | (booberrt) | 107.64 | 96.7% | 2024-02-29 |
| 3003. | (audge9) | 107.63 | 99% | 2021-11-06 |
| 3004. | (novelkeycreams) | 107.63 | 97.3% | 2025-04-07 |
| 3005. | Cid (cidneon) | 107.63 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 3006. | (josht18109853) | 107.61 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |