Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17. | (megaextremist) | 193.35 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 18. | (fenno4) | 193.06 | 100% | 2023-10-08 |
| 19. | (drybowser888) | 192.47 | 98.6% | 2025-03-13 |
| 20. | (mollyqt) | 192.28 | 99.5% | 2025-04-12 |
| 21. | rocket (mythicalrocket) | 191.82 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 22. | (gianthetaco) | 191.39 | 99% | 2025-06-08 |
| 23. | Poma Bean 🫛 (kerb_berb) | 191.21 | 100% | 2025-05-27 |
| 24. | (keegant) | 191.18 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 25. | (mmmmmmmmwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... | 189.79 | 100% | 2025-10-18 |
| 26. | (landarian) | 189.72 | 99.5% | 2024-09-06 |
| 27. | (pheia) | 188.63 | 99% | 2025-12-01 |
| 28. | Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... | 186.87 | 99% | 2024-04-29 |
| 29. | cooked keyboard (goodtyper19) | 186.44 | 99% | 2026-04-07 |
| 30. | B4CK (ayeyuhskuh) | 185.61 | 100% | 2025-07-23 |
| 31. | Xeogran (xeogran) | 184.87 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| 32. | ♥ (boundaries) | 184.72 | 100% | 2024-09-06 |
| 33. | 💜🩷 divine Faery Lu... | 184.71 | 99% | 2023-10-11 |
| 34. | old theme setting removed ... | 184.36 | 100% | 2024-11-21 |
| 35. | mako (mako640) | 184.23 | 100% | 2019-03-25 |
| 36. | (evestay) | 184.02 | 100% | 2023-12-22 |
| 37. | Ibexus (ibexus) | 183.53 | 98% | 2026-03-09 |
| 38. | TGG-QIJ47NQUGA (eikomaniac) | 183.44 | 100% | 2025-11-11 |
| 39. | realboot (sahibprime) | 183.18 | 99.1% | 2023-08-10 |
| 40. | noquitmann (noquitmann) | 183.06 | 99% | 2025-03-23 |
| 41. | (lhykv) | 182.84 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
| 42. | (tsukasa_) | 182.77 | 100% | 2023-07-15 |
| 43. | (klist) | 182.56 | 100% | 2022-11-06 |
| 44. | (techcom0) | 182.31 | 100% | 2024-05-02 |
| 45. | (mononym_jisoo) | 182.04 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 46. | zzz (nonquitsetsuna) | 180.42 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |