The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3682. | Lindsay (math314) | 105.93 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 3683. | primeta (primetaa) | 105.91 | 98% | 2024-06-26 |
| 3684. | Suigi (suigi) | 105.91 | 96% | 2025-11-27 |
| 3685. | Toodles (toodles678) | 105.91 | 96.8% | 2024-05-10 |
| 3686. | r (sosjiz) | 105.90 | 96.1% | 2024-08-11 |
| 3687. | noi (pouffles) | 105.90 | 93% | 2016-08-10 |
| 3688. | Molerat (colonelmolerat) | 105.90 | 97% | 2013-05-15 |
| 3689. | Ispiro (isphal) | 105.89 | 97.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3690. | brooklyn (furretmastr) | 105.89 | 96.5% | 2024-11-24 |
| 3691. | naileuX (naileux) | 105.88 | 98.3% | 2024-08-03 |
| 3692. | David (roheimer) | 105.88 | 97% | 2025-04-30 |
| 3693. | RoSchnitzel (sab_lyptical42) | 105.88 | 98% | 2025-11-01 |
| 3694. | Zero (zer0abz) | 105.88 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3695. | Kyu (kyukang) | 105.88 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3696. | YukiMira (yukimira) | 105.87 | 97.8% | 2024-08-16 |
| 3697. | Cody (copayne) | 105.87 | 94% | 2012-05-21 |
| 3698. | JettDiff (jettdifff) | 105.86 | 98% | 2024-05-27 |
| 3699. | tstats[itchyhuman] (itchyhu... | 105.86 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 3700. | A (ando8) | 105.86 | 95% | 2013-10-28 |
| 3701. | Sergey (snich) | 105.85 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 3702. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 105.85 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
| 3703. | Gabriel (gerpaderp) | 105.84 | 96% | 2016-01-04 |
| 3704. | Toraneko (ookamicat) | 105.83 | 97% | 2013-08-18 |
| 3705. | Nick (wyscaansin) | 105.82 | 99% | 2016-02-19 |
| 3706. | Kelly (teapuncher) | 105.81 | 98% | 2025-08-04 |
| 3707. | Gert (gertoperto) | 105.81 | 98% | 2025-12-30 |
| 3708. | Preston (lantzer) | 105.81 | 97.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 3709. | januarius (januarius) | 105.81 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3710. | MMK (mmk229) | 105.80 | 96.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 3711. | Gerry (gl701) | 105.79 | 99% | 2022-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |