Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4270001 |
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913 |
73 |
1.114 |
175.58 — 20mg (chakk) |
94.78 |
94.78 |
August 30, 2019 |
| 2. |
#4270005 |
Ab-ca-def-gi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz; it's the most remarkable word I've ever seen! Ab-ca-def-gi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz; I wish I knew exactly what I mean. It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see, but somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me. Ab-ca-def-gi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz; if I ever find out just what this word can mean, I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen! |
422 |
31 |
1.091 |
110.18 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
81.04 |
81.04 |
February 12, 2020 |
| 3. |
#4270003 |
On my box I have Paul C Productions - or was it Prince Paul, Bomb Squad Productions? Marley Marl and the 45 King of Chill, Cool V and the Biz Markie. DJ Man, Mr. Mix, Beatmaster Clay D., Red Alert, Chuck Chillout on the mix; Smooth B., Just Ice, Skinny Boys, Hard Knocks, Scratch on Galaxy and the master Funkbox. What about Orange Krush, Dr. Dre on Surgery, Doug E. Fresh or Chill Will or Barry Bee? Walkman flavor, I'm listening to Freshco and Miz Barsha, MC Lyte, Milk D and Giz; Chill Rob G and T La Rock, Charizma, Big L, Biggie and 2Pac and Scott La Rock. I know rap, my man - I mean hip hop. |
598 |
28 |
1.042 |
118.18 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
85.69 |
85.69 |
September 1, 2019 |
| 4. |
#4270000 |
1.a) [MAN] A man ordered 2,000 drums of pink ping pong balls in Paris, France. Each drum contained 100 pink ping pong balls. He paid $120 (80 Euros!) per drum, which means he spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls. 1.b) {BALL} These pink ping pong balls measured 40mm (how many inches?) and were given a 1 star rating [1 star?]. [FRIEND] His friends all asked him, "why did you order so many pink ping pong balls, how can you afford to spend that much, and what are you going to do with them?" His answer: "I'll tell you tomorrow." |
539 |
74 |
1.035 |
117.56 — police (styrofoam) |
82.71 |
82.71 |
August 30, 2019 |
| 5. |
#4270002 |
I remember Ultramagnetic and Stetsasonic, Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic; MC Shy D, Public Enemy, Boogie Down, MC Shan, MC Ren, The Disco 3; Mr. Magic with the Rap Attack, all day KDAY Mixmasters, Craig Mack; Steady B, Schoolly D, Heavy D, Mantronix with MC Tee. Huh, hip hop history (Remember that rap song "I Love My Mama" by Mr. T?) Huh, I used to bump Howie Tee and Chubb Rock, Chosen Ones, Subroc. Or KMD, or BDP, or CDP, or CCB. Take it back like LONS. Remember Daddy Fresh or Maestro Fresh Wes? I know rap, my man. |
526 |
39 |
0.968 |
120.87 — (delirious) |
73.73 |
73.73 |
September 1, 2019 |
| 6. |
#4270004 |
Goo-goo-dolls. Foo-fighters. Foo-foo-dolls. Goo-goo, goo-dolls. Goo-fighters. Foo-dolls. Goo-foo-fighters. Foo-foo-dolls. Oh yeah. Goo-foo-goo-foo... dolls. Foo-foo-foo... fighters. Doll-fighters. Fighter-foos. Goo-fighter-goos. Foo-fighter goo-foo-dolls. Dolls. Goo-goo-dolls-fighters-goo-dolls... dolls. Dolls. Goo. |
317 |
40 |
0.925 |
139.02 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
78.33 |
78.33 |
October 22, 2019 |
| 7. |
#4270006 |
Despite his great wealth, Rockefeller did not enjoy many of the conveniences that we now take for granted. He couldn't watch television, play video games, surf the Internet, or send e-mail. During the heat of summer, he couldn't cool his home with air-conditioning. For much of his life, he couldn't travel by car or plane, and he couldn't use a telephone to call friends or family. If he became ill, he couldn't take advantage of many medicines, such as antibiotics, that doctors today routinely use to prolong and enhance life. Now consider: how much money would someone have to pay you to give up for the rest of your life all the modern conveniences that Rockefeller lived without? Would you do it for $250 billion? Perhaps not. And if you wouldn't, is it fair to say that you are better off than John D. Rockefeller, allegedly the richest American ever? |
858 |
0 |
0.000 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 8. |
#4270013 |
I can well imagine an atheist's last words: "White, white! L-L-Love! My God!" -and the deathbed leap of faith. Whereas the agnostic, if he stays true to his reasonable self, if he stays beholden to dry, yeastless factuality, might try to explain the warm light bathing him by saying, "Possibly a f-f-failing oxygenation of the b-b-brain," and, to the very end, lack imagination and miss the better story. |
404 |
0 |
0.000 |
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0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 9. |
#4270011 |
I'm on my way to Cuba, there's where I'm going. Cuba, there's where I'll stay. Cuba, where wine is flowing, and where dark-eyed Stellas light their fella's panetellas. Cuba, where all is happy. Cuba, where all is gay. Why don't you plan a wonderful trip to Havana? Hop on a ship and I'll see you in C-U-B-A. |
307 |
0 |
0.000 |
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0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 10. |
#4270014 |
And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined. |
278 |
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January 1, 1970 |