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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.

—from South Park, a other by Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Active since August 7, 2018.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
69. Sumit (smtchahal2) 172.86 99% 2022-01-03
70. (e6f4e37l) 172.77 99% 2022-05-31
71. Rest in peace (michael910) 172.74 99% 2020-08-11
72. Jesse (jessegarcia) 172.48 100% 2020-05-31
73. beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 172.39 100% 2019-06-26
74. ye (modest_ked) 172.17 100% 2018-10-29
75. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) 171.43 99.6% 2021-02-06
76. gian (gianthetaco) 171.21 98.8% 2023-10-13
77. victor (potatoloh228) 171.11 100% 2022-08-02
78. Arrogant (dkaocka) 170.89 98.8% 2024-03-10
79. (fenno4) 170.77 99.6% 2024-02-11
80. new account fenno4 (fennomak) 170.20 100% 2022-07-16
81. (g1_petroleum) 170.06 100% 2022-11-25
82. amanogawa (lhykv) 170.03 99% 2022-05-24
83. discord.gg/typeracer (landa... 169.94 99% 2023-01-22
84. WatchDominion.org (lithox2) 169.94 99% 2022-06-15
85. robloxplayer71499 (robloxpl... 169.84 99% 2022-12-18
86. Lance (derpex) 169.73 99% 2022-08-22
87. (krivos) 169.60 99.2% 2024-02-11
88. how 2 type faster? (not_seg... 169.42 99% 2023-08-28
89. stellarqueen (stellarqueen) 169.21 96% 2023-07-15
90. ✨MTH Insane Typer✨ (jos... 168.96 99% 2023-06-18
91. YouTube: 8shaz8 (nonquit) 168.25 98% 2019-02-24
92. leon (leonzalion) 168.08 99% 2021-08-06
93. Rest Easy Byron (keatonsmith) 167.86 99% 2023-05-20
94. grimace shake that booty oh... 167.82 99.2% 2024-04-17
95. (mcaso123) 167.67 99% 2022-02-01
96. Ronnie (allyosaugh) 167.43 100% 2023-04-21
97. Tsukasa@Dvorak (tsukasa_) 167.25 100% 2023-07-08
98. Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) 167.24 99.6% 2023-09-27

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 32,870 85.43 August 7, 2018
Instant Death Mode 76 92.70 December 8, 2018
α—œ Stenography 2 109.54 June 6, 2022
pastebin.com/yd47Y898 1 130.01 January 31, 2019