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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?

—from Seinfeld, a other by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld

Active since December 30, 2018.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
21. Viper (xayiver) 182.06 100% 2019-08-03
22. Xeogran (xeogran) 180.16 99% 2021-05-22
23. [NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 179.62 99% 2021-05-02
24. john (nothisisjohn) 179.19 100% 2020-09-01
25. (mononym_jisoo) 178.78 99% 2022-10-21
26. Ibexus (ibexus) 178.42 99% 2023-12-06
27. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) 178.36 100% 2023-01-04
28. twitch.tv/8shaz8 (shazman) 176.59 100% 2019-11-06
29. Please use an appropriate u... 176.42 99% 2022-01-03
30. Jesse (jessegarcia) 176.25 99% 2019-06-13
31. فلسطين في قلبي ... 175.61 99% 2022-09-26
32. zzz (nonquitsetsuna) 175.35 97% 2023-08-31
33. Hreyfill Hreyfill (hreyfill) 175.04 100% 2019-07-12
34. GINOO AND FLANEUR I LOVE YO... 174.87 99% 2019-01-09
35. Rest in peace (michael910) 174.55 99% 2020-08-01
36. LeSirH (lesirh) 173.76 99% 2023-08-21
37. Rest in peace (michaeltrayv... 173.67 98% 2021-10-11
38. jse (dragoncityjose) 173.61 99% 2021-03-29
39. (macieje) 173.47 99% 2022-10-19
40. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 173.36 99% 2020-05-01
41. (g1_petroleum) 173.29 99% 2022-12-03
42. fruitcase (iamslow103) 173.14 98.6% 2023-09-27
43. zetria (primalknight) 172.68 99% 2023-07-31
44. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... 172.14 100% 2022-07-07
45. paoseirjaspeiojr (chqnges) 172.04 98.3% 2023-12-06
46. Dowon (dowon) 171.83 100% 2020-07-08
47. drunk rain (rainnonquit) 171.41 99% 2021-05-06
48. mirei (amioverreacting) 171.26 96.9% 2024-01-01
49. . (siglemic) 170.86 100% 2019-11-28
50. Eksany (sany5505) 170.71 98% 2020-09-26

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 26,909 86.05 December 30, 2018
Instant Death Mode 23 98.15 February 8, 2020
ᗜ Stenography 4 125.95 August 13, 2020