Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1319. | 𝕋𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕒 (tazza2) | 88.16 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
1320. | Not fast (slower_than_others) | 88.15 | 97% | 2019-05-05 |
1321. | J (feesh_emdee) | 88.13 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
1322. | fruit (special_vegetable) | 88.12 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
1323. | Jojuh (shojubruh) | 88.09 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
1324. | 陳 (joshbochuan) | 88.05 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
1325. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 88.05 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
1326. | Jayson (jaysondanewillingster) | 88.03 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
1327. | Vali (ryuzul) | 88.00 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
1328. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
1329. | Rudra (ryder_on_the_storm) | 87.97 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
1330. | Steven (stteeevv) | 87.97 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
1331. | A (soh_cah_toa) | 87.96 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
1332. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
1333. | Jason (jchen76201) | 87.95 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
1334. | soundcloud.com/sitara4ever ... | 87.93 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
1335. | JarJut (ahmadfajrulfalah) | 87.91 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
1336. | Tyler (luffymonk3y) | 87.90 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
1337. | sara (girl79403) | 87.90 | 98% | 2019-06-16 |
1338. | andy (yourmumgey) | 87.89 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
1339. | Joeart (joeart) | 87.89 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
1340. | Caro (caro17) | 87.88 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
1341. | Lox (loxify) | 87.85 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
1342. | person (person625) | 87.85 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
1343. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 87.83 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
1344. | ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) | 87.80 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
1345. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 87.78 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
1346. | Skywalker (torrence) | 87.75 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
1347. | Mister (shiriou) | 87.72 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
1348. | Sergey (snich) | 87.71 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |