What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
Active since December 10, 2017.
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1259. | Hassan (ha559) | 84.45 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
1260. | Benson (rikizu) | 84.41 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
1261. | Shen (superbear23r1) | 84.40 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
1262. | Nico (clarencenico) | 84.40 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
1263. | Benson (entivia) | 84.37 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
1264. | Casual (velseo) | 84.37 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
1265. | Osten (ostenloo) | 84.36 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
1266. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 84.35 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
1267. | Troy (insignificantmeme) | 84.33 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
1268. | euwbah (euwbah) | 84.32 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
1269. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 84.28 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
1270. | Raph (raph_) | 84.27 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
1271. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 84.27 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
1272. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 84.24 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
1273. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 84.24 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
1274. | Amedis (rainerb94) | 84.21 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
1275. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 84.20 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
1276. | Andy (gunwing54) | 84.18 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
1277. | Go Vegan :) (faeller) | 84.15 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
1278. | DAndH (dandh) | 84.11 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
1279. | meow (rerety123) | 84.10 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
1280. | Laura (luckybishop) | 84.06 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
1281. | Nick (frostywits) | 84.06 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
1282. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 84.04 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
1283. | Kim (frozencoolwhip) | 84.01 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
1284. | Alexander (torphon) | 83.98 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
1285. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 83.98 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
1286. | Flo (froz3n_wafl3s) | 83.97 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
1287. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 83.93 | 99% | 2020-09-24 |
1288. | 000 (oknotok_) | 83.91 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
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