What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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287. | Pein (haha8065) | 110.73 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
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289. | andy (tooky_) | 110.60 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
290. | Bao (rogeratbao) | 110.48 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
291. | Riker (riker26) | 110.43 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
292. | ansix2 (sworn) | 110.43 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
293. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 110.35 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
294. | ☀️🎯 (solarscopez) | 110.19 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
295. | Bacon (baconmashwbs) | 110.15 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
296. | Bandus (bandusdr) | 110.15 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
297. | Brian (a_job_well_done) | 110.12 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
298. | x (mxlxdx) | 110.11 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
299. | dank nissan (osubora) | 110.08 | 98% | 2017-12-24 |
300. | lemon (ilka) | 110.01 | 99% | 2019-12-01 |
301. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 110.00 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
302. | vinni (vinninq) | 109.97 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
303. | dome (dome2233) | 109.86 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
304. | allie (admw) | 109.76 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
305. | Jared (jg808) | 109.76 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
306. | joinDSA (everyonejoindsa) | 109.59 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
307. | Ryu (ryu793) | 109.59 | 99% | 2020-08-25 |
308. | _ (haleyk10198) | 109.57 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
309. | Jyguy (jyguy) | 109.51 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
310. | Kevin (zhengfeilong) | 109.48 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
311. | c (nb888) | 109.48 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
312. | artahian (aram90) | 109.42 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
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