So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8364. | Daniel (jansson) | 88.88 | 97% | 2015-11-02 |
8365. | Daniels (dontmesswith) | 88.88 | 93% | 2013-12-03 |
8366. | Taylor (taylor15) | 88.88 | — | 2009-12-21 |
8367. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 88.87 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
8368. | ethan (chorboe) | 88.87 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
8369. | Fabio (fabioolo) | 88.86 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
8370. | Axel (setomi) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
8371. | shebaw (shebaw) | 88.86 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
8372. | wintermute (s255) | 88.85 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
8373. | Tong (tongvu) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
8374. | Phany (telugu_manishi) | 88.85 | 95% | 2014-01-17 |
8375. | justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 88.85 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
8376. | Nadine (anadinec) | 88.85 | 97% | 2011-11-19 |
8377. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 88.84 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
8378. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 88.84 | 97% | 2015-07-24 |
8379. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 88.84 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
8380. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 88.83 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
8381. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 88.83 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
8382. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 88.83 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
8383. | Dean (doogong) | 88.83 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
8384. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 88.83 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
8385. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 88.83 | 99% | 2012-02-12 |
8386. | Moye (moyoka) | 88.82 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
8387. | Konflicted (konflicted) | 88.82 | — | 2010-06-11 |
8388. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 88.82 | 96% | 2014-07-09 |
8389. | zop (kozarrat) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-07-27 |
8390. | Gobias Industries (cosmonaut) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-08-18 |
8391. | tstats[manthan_noob] (sixty... | 88.81 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
8392. | Max (lamejokerz) | 88.81 | 97% | 2012-09-12 |
8393. | J (sd59fifty) | 88.81 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |