I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2988. | (dreamdevil) | 109.67 | 93% | 2015-11-20 |
| 2989. | (ber0620) | 109.66 | 98% | 2026-04-23 |
| 2990. | Counter (countertyper) | 109.66 | 97% | 2025-12-22 |
| 2991. | Lee (5fingersonly) | 109.66 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 2992. | (rawrica) | 109.66 | 97% | 2016-03-02 |
| 2993. | (gerdperez) | 109.65 | 99.2% | 2024-08-22 |
| 2994. | frank (frank112233344) | 109.64 | 98% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2995. | Jason (bigswass) | 109.64 | 97% | 2026-02-12 |
| 2996. | (frxntize) | 109.64 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 2997. | (nurflightnin) | 109.63 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 2998. | (alexstrang25) | 109.63 | 99% | 2024-11-29 |
| 2999. | Stephen (installed) | 109.63 | 97% | 2016-12-07 |
| 3000. | Jebediah (jebediah123) | 109.62 | 96.6% | 2023-08-05 |
| 3001. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 109.62 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 3002. | (rngyy) | 109.62 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 3003. | (kat198135) | 109.61 | 98% | 2015-07-07 |
| 3004. | G (zger) | 109.60 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 3005. | Puffle (pufflebuns) | 109.60 | 97.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 3006. | (mnxchapo) | 109.60 | 97.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 3007. | (mattattack1223) | 109.59 | 97.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 3008. | Harryt (harrisont) | 109.58 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3009. | (chris_dvorak) | 109.58 | 98.5% | 2024-05-18 |
| 3010. | Konigsberg (studenttypist2) | 109.57 | 98% | 2015-06-06 |
| 3011. | Tane (husquin) | 109.57 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 3012. | (exyia) | 109.57 | 98% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3013. | (kimjongillmatic) | 109.56 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 3014. | (failzor) | 109.56 | 99% | 2019-01-15 |
| 3015. | (ergosolodotcom) | 109.56 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 3016. | (zenresia) | 109.54 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 3017. | (ttensu) | 109.53 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |