And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4757. | (zeeebra) | 112.66 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 4758. | (manguy0705) | 112.65 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 4759. | (meenepo) | 112.65 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 4760. | Doen (gielieanogies) | 112.65 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
| 4761. | (zrygg) | 112.65 | 22% | 2015-11-08 |
| 4762. | (thedaniel3131) | 112.64 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4763. | (om3rrr) | 112.63 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 4764. | (ahmedmostafa) | 112.63 | 96% | 2013-11-03 |
| 4765. | (oneproduct) | 112.63 | 97% | 2015-11-09 |
| 4766. | (captain_sweden) | 112.63 | 93% | 2015-07-30 |
| 4767. | (alper2good) | 112.62 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 4768. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 112.61 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 4769. | (vitium) | 112.61 | 96% | 2015-12-24 |
| 4770. | (tictactoria) | 112.60 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 4771. | (baby1_jimmy) | 112.60 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 4772. | (kirbyunited) | 112.60 | 94% | 2012-01-15 |
| 4773. | (zevvy) | 112.59 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 4774. | Brandon (kempy92) | 112.59 | 93% | 2011-09-04 |
| 4775. | (phryxam) | 112.59 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4776. | (meebaleek47) | 112.59 | 94% | 2016-01-11 |
| 4777. | (sgtangel777) | 112.58 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 4778. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 112.58 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4779. | (crassmonkey) | 112.57 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 4780. | (zambodia) | 112.57 | 98% | 2014-05-27 |
| 4781. | (thetypingatheist) | 112.57 | 99% | 2016-05-25 |
| 4782. | (noogie13) | 112.56 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4783. | jieun (bunnypenguin) | 112.56 | 98.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 4784. | (captaincrunch) | 112.56 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 4785. | Mehrdad (mhlplayer) | 112.55 | 98% | 2016-09-05 |
| 4786. | Just a man in a hotdog van ... | 112.55 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |