Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4169. | Alex (hillfreight) | 94.89 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 4170. | (spireonthemoor) | 94.88 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
| 4171. | john (oneiroi) | 94.88 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 4172. | Jeffrey (jeffreyyong) | 94.88 | 98% | 2017-11-26 |
| 4173. | Jake (faljake) | 94.87 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 4174. | Nectarios (locomolotov) | 94.87 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 4175. | Breckles (breckles21) | 94.86 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 4176. | Mujahid (chaos_knight) | 94.86 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 4177. | Fran (franbyron) | 94.86 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 4178. | Igor (skeef79) | 94.86 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4179. | mariah (serialfriend) | 94.85 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 4180. | izzlidat (izzlidat_4545) | 94.84 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 4181. | Jerry (smellypickle) | 94.84 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 4182. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 94.82 | 97.9% | 2024-06-10 |
| 4183. | Marko (polarbear1229) | 94.82 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 4184. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 94.82 | 98.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 4185. | Kreschnav (kreschnav) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 4186. | Zajd (zajd36) | 94.81 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 4187. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 94.81 | 99% | 2025-10-29 |
| 4188. | Samuel (ayvak) | 94.80 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
| 4189. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 94.80 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 4190. | Klaptain (_klaptain) | 94.80 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 4191. | Kho (kh0_) | 94.80 | 99% | 2021-02-03 |
| 4192. | griV (griv) | 94.79 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 4193. | Elluna (elluna) | 94.79 | 97.7% | 2025-03-21 |
| 4194. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 94.79 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 4195. | Ibrahim (platon) | 94.78 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4196. | Kenn (klaw2212) | 94.78 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4197. | procrastinating (sticknleaf) | 94.77 | 96% | 2025-07-13 |
| 4198. | Faileby (faileby) | 94.77 | 98.4% | 2023-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |