The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8729. | Alec (crazyhairaz) | 91.72 | 97.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 8730. | Patrik (pbody) | 91.72 | 98.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 8731. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 91.72 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
| 8732. | Andrei (knox) | 91.72 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 8733. | Zeid (hozning) | 91.72 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 8734. | palestine will be free (ell... | 91.71 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8735. | bunkered (bunkeredgame) | 91.71 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 8736. | Florent (flowrange) | 91.71 | 97% | 2012-01-03 |
| 8737. | Finch (ficxjo) | 91.71 | 99% | 2019-10-05 |
| 8738. | Philipp (firephil) | 91.71 | 93% | 2014-07-05 |
| 8739. | how? (haotingz) | 91.70 | 96.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8740. | Sherman (shemsan) | 91.70 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 8741. | Mohammad (lebeast) | 91.70 | 98% | 2014-01-24 |
| 8742. | 3000HP Supra (bagusseno) | 91.70 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 8743. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 91.70 | 99% | 2012-06-16 |
| 8744. | Jordan (mangoes) | 91.70 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 8745. | Robert (jstckr) | 91.69 | 93% | 2016-01-20 |
| 8746. | Zach (zach_bill) | 91.69 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 8747. | Speedy (speedymcgee) | 91.68 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 8748. | Tristan (tristanpdrec) | 91.67 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 8749. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 91.67 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 8750. | Grant (grantb409) | 91.67 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 8751. | Josh (49292048458) | 91.66 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 8752. | Simon (zenex) | 91.66 | 96% | 2012-03-24 |
| 8753. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 91.66 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 8754. | Colemak Enjoyer (leoileoisc... | 91.65 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8755. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.65 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 8756. | Mr. America! (mr_america) | 91.65 | 97.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8757. | Varaug (varaug33) | 91.65 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 8758. | Esmerelda (t_esmerelda) | 91.65 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |