I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4940. | Michael Angelo (micky15) | 99.43 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4941. | BroCk (playazdiablo) | 99.43 | 96% | 2012-10-04 |
| 4942. | Vasco (vascof) | 99.42 | 99% | 2016-01-06 |
| 4943. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 99.42 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 4944. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 99.42 | 96% | 2013-12-31 |
| 4945. | asparagus (vocaloidict) | 99.40 | 96% | 2015-05-26 |
| 4946. | MuiePonta (pelerin) | 99.40 | 99% | 2014-01-14 |
| 4947. | Kevin (xrocca) | 99.39 | 98% | 2015-08-14 |
| 4948. | Turning 14 in 2 Weeks! (spe... | 99.39 | 97.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 4949. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 99.39 | 100% | 2020-01-19 |
| 4950. | SpeedyCaret^ (wtl_jp) | 99.39 | 99% | 2015-08-24 |
| 4951. | Hernan (caantics) | 99.38 | 89% | 2016-10-21 |
| 4952. | candyyyyyyy (andewa_05) | 99.37 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4953. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 99.36 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 4954. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 99.36 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 4955. | Alan (superbad95) | 99.36 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
| 4956. | yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 99.35 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 4957. | Tama (intyper) | 99.35 | 97% | 2016-06-26 |
| 4958. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 99.34 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
| 4959. | Mack (ensain) | 99.33 | 94% | 2017-02-08 |
| 4960. | Kevin (shinylunatone) | 99.33 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 4961. | Kerala (qualitystuff) | 99.33 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
| 4962. | Sisi (sisi1028) | 99.33 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 4963. | Ω (tunfisk) | 99.32 | 94.4% | 2023-09-23 |
| 4964. | pizza (amgrammargud) | 99.32 | 100% | 2022-02-02 |
| 4965. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 99.32 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4966. | tdeo (tdeo) | 99.31 | 99% | 2022-09-12 |
| 4967. | Jason (paugus) | 99.31 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
| 4968. | teruaki (typeraki) | 99.31 | 99% | 2013-11-27 |
| 4969. | Chi (chisburger) | 99.30 | 97.9% | 2023-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |