So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8392. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 88.83 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
8393. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 88.83 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
8394. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 88.83 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
8395. | Dean (doogong) | 88.83 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
8396. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 88.83 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
8397. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 88.83 | 99% | 2012-02-12 |
8398. | Moye (moyoka) | 88.82 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
8399. | Konflicted (konflicted) | 88.82 | — | 2010-06-11 |
8400. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 88.82 | 96% | 2014-07-09 |
8401. | zop (kozarrat) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-07-27 |
8402. | Gobias Industries (cosmonaut) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-08-18 |
8403. | tstats[manthan_noob] (sixty... | 88.81 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
8404. | Max (lamejokerz) | 88.81 | 97% | 2012-09-12 |
8405. | J (sd59fifty) | 88.81 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
8406. | B (mrbguy) | 88.81 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
8407. | Mark (nielrebe) | 88.81 | 96% | 2013-08-06 |
8408. | Eric (divandcon) | 88.80 | 88% | 2016-02-03 |
8409. | Yash (yash1402_) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
8410. | Nate (cptnmarvel) | 88.80 | 98% | 2012-11-16 |
8411. | Carson (carsonpomeroy) | 88.79 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
8412. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 88.79 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
8413. | BTB (bobthebuilder) | 88.79 | — | 2008-12-25 |
8414. | Eric (grqy) | 88.78 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
8415. | Bucky (buhcky) | 88.78 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
8416. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 88.78 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
8417. | Dillon (soulclap) | 88.78 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
8418. | Brock (rockin_brock) | 88.77 | 91% | 2012-07-27 |
8419. | GriffN (griffn) | 88.77 | 97% | 2012-05-07 |
8420. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 88.76 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
8421. | Khanh (aygentp) | 88.76 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |