So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3677. | Ada (a_duh) | 104.38 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 3678. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 104.37 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 3679. | Mick (myuille) | 104.37 | 99% | 2013-02-18 |
| 3680. | Tamás (tamas) | 104.36 | 94% | 2015-10-26 |
| 3681. | Nikolai (purxiz) | 104.34 | 99% | 2014-03-18 |
| 3682. | zoozs (axu8888) | 104.34 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 3683. | (refsteon) | 104.34 | 96% | 2012-11-24 |
| 3684. | Nikola (wasteoftimez) | 104.33 | 95% | 2017-05-23 |
| 3685. | kap (kappow) | 104.33 | 98% | 2020-01-12 |
| 3686. | Fish (_fishbait_) | 104.32 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3687. | Toe (tokneez) | 104.32 | 98% | 2015-01-12 |
| 3688. | AL (chrismas05) | 104.32 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 3689. | KítTy+Kat (kataraizakitkat) | 104.31 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 3690. | twitch.tv/darkmatterv4 (blo... | 104.31 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3691. | Alex (all_gray) | 104.29 | 98% | 2016-09-21 |
| 3692. | Jae (jaejunn) | 104.28 | 95% | 2016-01-14 |
| 3693. | omar (wizard24h) | 104.27 | 96% | 2016-01-01 |
| 3694. | Jason (caelnori) | 104.27 | 95% | 2016-07-20 |
| 3695. | Exodus216 (powerplayer216) | 104.27 | 98% | 2020-01-26 |
| 3696. | Lettara (lettara) | 104.27 | 89% | 2013-05-02 |
| 3697. | Slowpokies (slowpokies) | 104.26 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3698. | Hafiz (doomgary) | 104.25 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3699. | David (david2diablo) | 104.25 | 99% | 2011-07-01 |
| 3700. | Mr. (oofs) | 104.24 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 3701. | John (mwsunder) | 104.24 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 3702. | Longhorns Rule (kjbqwerty) | 104.24 | 98% | 2016-07-25 |
| 3703. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 104.23 | 97.8% | 2023-07-06 |
| 3704. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 104.23 | 96% | 2016-10-20 |
| 3705. | Andrew (andrew2014) | 104.23 | 95% | 2014-08-23 |
| 3706. | Austin (austinc918) | 104.21 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |