I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4553. | Darth Plagueis (aw_3) | 107.55 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 4554. | (theslowestfasttypist) | 107.55 | 100% | 2017-06-02 |
| 4555. | (akxs) | 107.53 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 4556. | (antiviro) | 107.53 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4557. | (mosabreda53) | 107.51 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 4558. | (bolemax_accuracy) | 107.51 | 99% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4559. | (prunthaban) | 107.50 | 98.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 4560. | (heeric) | 107.50 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 4561. | (typer87) | 107.49 | 97.7% | 2025-01-26 |
| 4562. | Yung N1ga (justwewe) | 107.49 | 97.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 4563. | Mario (hober) | 107.49 | 97.7% | 2024-03-11 |
| 4564. | (bobby76) | 107.49 | 99.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4565. | (nherne) | 107.49 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 4566. | (glassharmonica) | 107.48 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 4567. | (js_jordan) | 107.48 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 4568. | Bob (octopus32) | 107.48 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 4569. | jessels (jessels) | 107.46 | 98.2% | 2024-08-19 |
| 4570. | (uzuiiske) | 107.46 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 4571. | Will (willclinton) | 107.46 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 4572. | (tplank44) | 107.46 | 99% | 2025-07-14 |
| 4573. | (livedetermined2) | 107.46 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 4574. | (suicyclone) | 107.46 | 98% | 2024-02-15 |
| 4575. | (thisismyracer) | 107.45 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 4576. | OfficerBalls (noob_master9901) | 107.44 | 100% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4577. | (rseifert) | 107.43 | 99% | 2025-10-28 |
| 4578. | BeigeDaddy (beigedaddy) | 107.43 | 98.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 4579. | (dillatee) | 107.43 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 4580. | (ismailo) | 107.43 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 4581. | (lorenzo2131) | 107.43 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 4582. | (joshthesquash501) | 107.42 | 100% | 2023-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |