When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5611. | Yuval (yuvalalfa) | 94.73 | 98.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5612. | Shindere (csowin) | 94.72 | 92% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5613. | ShangMing (shangming) | 94.72 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 5614. | Petar (petar030) | 94.72 | 95.3% | 2024-02-29 |
| 5615. | a (albqc) | 94.72 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 5616. | I'm Not Durnk (imnotdurnk) | 94.71 | 98.5% | 2025-04-17 |
| 5617. | kyle (baskn) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5618. | JP (jpuppey) | 94.71 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 5619. | Nick (mitchen2) | 94.70 | 96.4% | 2023-11-16 |
| 5620. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 94.70 | 93% | 2021-05-29 |
| 5621. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 5622. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 94.70 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5623. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 94.70 | 99% | 2019-05-25 |
| 5624. | Ian (ianb902) | 94.69 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 5625. | vetle (vetlebg) | 94.69 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 5626. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 94.69 | 98% | 2016-12-26 |
| 5627. | dangle10710 (dangle10710) | 94.68 | 97% | 2024-06-30 |
| 5628. | Ed (unknownalias) | 94.68 | 96.7% | 2024-05-03 |
| 5629. | Arespi (arespi) | 94.68 | 99% | 2021-09-25 |
| 5630. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 94.68 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 5631. | Sam (samwightt) | 94.68 | 95% | 2017-03-01 |
| 5632. | Ben (bennythejet919) | 94.67 | 99.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 5633. | Nathan (nateyface) | 94.67 | 99% | 2018-11-29 |
| 5634. | Rowland (eagles123) | 94.65 | 92% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5635. | Boruda (boruda) | 94.65 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 5636. | Shriram (shrirammc55) | 94.65 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 5637. | lemonade (agolemonade) | 94.65 | 93% | 2017-03-07 |
| 5638. | Tim (tplank44) | 94.64 | 97.8% | 2024-10-08 |
| 5639. | Martín (soberchampion) | 94.64 | 97% | 2025-05-13 |
| 5640. | Pei Bin (cheongpeibin) | 94.64 | 100% | 2022-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |