I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1671. | Jaka (jakatea) | 122.56 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 1672. | acepius (acepius) | 122.56 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 1673. | pingu (pinguefy) | 122.54 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 1674. | Quadratic289 (quadr) | 122.54 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 1675. | MiniPeWZ (minipewz) | 122.49 | 99% | 2022-10-22 |
| 1676. | Jayson (lyleil) | 122.48 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 1677. | blue shirt (blueshirtgirl) | 122.44 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 1678. | Eugene (yoojeen) | 122.43 | 94% | 2017-02-21 |
| 1679. | Kevin (kevpal) | 122.43 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1680. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 122.43 | 98% | 2025-07-27 |
| 1681. | bob (trigas) | 122.42 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 1682. | (qburi) | 122.42 | 97% | 2025-10-10 |
| 1683. | BR (brdiesel) | 122.40 | 100% | 2022-02-26 |
| 1684. | Alex (wu2481632) | 122.39 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 1685. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 122.38 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 1686. | Alysa (alysaamichelle) | 122.37 | 99% | 2022-11-27 |
| 1687. | Ultimate_Coder (ultimate_co... | 122.34 | 98.4% | 2025-01-14 |
| 1688. | Frank (drummajor) | 122.33 | 99% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1689. | heshashin (chkhsmtyvneli) | 122.31 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 1690. | Unigen (id3n) | 122.29 | 99% | 2021-10-24 |
| 1691. | Christina (xtinayoun99) | 122.28 | 99% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1692. | Toodles (toodles678) | 122.28 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 1693. | A (antykingfish2) | 122.27 | 100% | 2017-12-03 |
| 1694. | Gledi (megastronghold) | 122.27 | 100% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1695. | Ms (maiviolin) | 122.25 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1696. | bacteria#1 (easydubs123) | 122.25 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1697. | Aron (skillervv) | 122.24 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 1698. | Me (something_s) | 122.23 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1699. | rekt u lol (fuaci) | 122.21 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 1700. | Jasen (mccnuggets) | 122.19 | 98.3% | 2024-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |