I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2833. | :| (hipparcos) | 116.80 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 2834. | Etienne (etiennescott) | 116.80 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2835. | Steven Truong (wanderinnomad) | 116.79 | 99% | 2023-05-22 |
| 2836. | Kyle (kyle0829) | 116.79 | 100% | 2017-05-15 |
| 2837. | TOP (man_stop) | 116.78 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 2838. | rakki123 (rakki123) | 116.78 | 99.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2839. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 116.78 | 99% | 2017-04-07 |
| 2840. | Billy (bee_tee_gee) | 116.78 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 2841. | Andrew (jargazes) | 116.76 | 100% | 2020-10-15 |
| 2842. | NotAn0boe (whackygrub) | 116.76 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 2843. | Ben (benduren231) | 116.74 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 2844. | Jimmy (jimbozeub808) | 116.74 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2845. | Pontiff Sulyvahn (ayushjoshi) | 116.74 | 99% | 2025-10-20 |
| 2846. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 116.74 | 100% | 2021-04-10 |
| 2847. | YUME (tanunki) | 116.73 | 97% | 2025-07-09 |
| 2848. | monners (monners) | 116.72 | 99.4% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2849. | Justin (justinjd) | 116.71 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 2850. | Typi (typist8) | 116.71 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 2851. | Yves (vroomsevy) | 116.68 | 100% | 2022-01-24 |
| 2852. | yeah (swiftsg) | 116.67 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 2853. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 116.66 | 99% | 2020-04-22 |
| 2854. | ccc (friz27) | 116.65 | 97.7% | 2024-10-16 |
| 2855. | Nicola (nicola_tanya) | 116.65 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 2856. | David (2mill) | 116.64 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2857. | Hari (baby1_jimmy) | 116.64 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 2858. | alieb (alieb) | 116.64 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 2859. | absolute (xfijiwaterx) | 116.64 | 98% | 2017-01-16 |
| 2860. | TypingMaster. (righteous2) | 116.63 | 100% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2861. | z0rp (z0rp) | 116.63 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2862. | Badman (_badman) | 116.62 | 99.4% | 2025-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |