As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3871. | twój (visionaryblender) | 99.62 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
3872. | Jason (jb33000) | 99.62 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
3873. | cryo (jwalpuck) | 99.60 | 98% | 2015-07-22 |
3874. | Potato (riyer) | 99.60 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
3875. | OP99 (overpowered99) | 99.59 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
3876. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 99.58 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
3877. | Ferdiant (justquarter) | 99.58 | 88% | 2015-10-18 |
3878. | Dylan (dackels) | 99.58 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
3879. | Emil (emle10) | 99.57 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
3880. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 99.57 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
3881. | Renz (enriqatron52) | 99.56 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
3882. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 99.56 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
3883. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 99.56 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
3884. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 99.56 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
3885. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 99.55 | 100% | 2017-07-20 |
3886. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 99.55 | 97% | 2016-03-03 |
3887. | asdf (rushlync) | 99.54 | 98% | 2024-03-15 |
3888. | Andrew (typemaster6215) | 99.54 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
3889. | TripleEggCake (jpavel) | 99.54 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
3890. | Jer (nadel1232) | 99.54 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
3891. | Bobby (aeternalis1) | 99.53 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
3892. | Jenna (yunjenna77) | 99.53 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
3893. | nisekoi (nisekoi) | 99.53 | 95% | 2015-06-18 |
3894. | Amy (amyaugusta) | 99.52 | 99% | 2015-09-18 |
3895. | penguinking (emperorpenquin) | 99.51 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
3896. | Vaj (taychee) | 99.50 | 97.9% | 2023-09-25 |
3897. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 99.50 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
3898. | John (traditionalcatholic) | 99.50 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
3899. | evan (evanbrah) | 99.49 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
3900. | Poppy (jmx773) | 99.49 | 88% | 2016-03-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |