Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8931. | zat (teacup) | 104.36 | 97% | 2014-10-09 |
| 8932. | Rajkumar (rajku) | 104.35 | 99% | 2018-03-27 |
| 8933. | Jaris (xersai) | 104.35 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8934. | tstats[inbredturtle] (inbre... | 104.35 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 8935. | Tsering (tseringxd) | 104.34 | 97.5% | 2023-11-20 |
| 8936. | Rzn (rzn_) | 104.34 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 8937. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 104.34 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 8938. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 104.34 | 99% | 2020-09-16 |
| 8939. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 104.34 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 8940. | Kim (nankky) | 104.34 | 97% | 2013-11-13 |
| 8941. | Skp (skpvwls) | 104.34 | 96% | 2011-12-23 |
| 8942. | jplow (jplow) | 104.34 | 95% | 2013-02-06 |
| 8943. | jason (jeissoni) | 104.34 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 8944. | Titus (fiasco517) | 104.33 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 8945. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 104.33 | 95.8% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8946. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 104.33 | 96% | 2016-08-10 |
| 8947. | jay (trriplejay) | 104.32 | 99% | 2025-07-16 |
| 8948. | jathniel iyonsi (jathboy) | 104.32 | 95.8% | 2024-09-24 |
| 8949. | Tim (tplank44) | 104.32 | 97% | 2025-10-21 |
| 8950. | Ninfia (ninfia) | 104.32 | 97% | 2014-11-22 |
| 8951. | Shane (sghiotto1) | 104.31 | 98% | 2025-06-20 |
| 8952. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 104.31 | 98.8% | 2024-08-08 |
| 8953. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 104.31 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 8954. | Name123 (name_123) | 104.30 | 98% | 2024-08-07 |
| 8955. | Oganesson (fenris_1334) | 104.30 | 98.1% | 2024-11-16 |
| 8956. | gob126 (gob126) | 104.30 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
| 8957. | Bill (miforgotten) | 104.30 | 96% | 2013-03-06 |
| 8958. | feby (peby) | 104.30 | 95% | 2012-12-22 |
| 8959. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 104.29 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 8960. | Henry (barihenry) | 104.29 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |