Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1435. | phardsz (phardsz) | 87.81 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1436. | David (junie634) | 87.80 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1437. | Luigi (peggylicious) | 87.78 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1438. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 87.78 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1439. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 87.78 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1440. | Ed (enormoused) | 87.76 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1441. | John (tippytoe) | 87.75 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1442. | Nhan (nnguyen682) | 87.72 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 1443. | jeen (jeenlueez) | 87.68 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 1444. | Gavin (burn145) | 87.67 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1445. | richardhead (richardhed) | 87.66 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 1446. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 87.64 | 98% | 2017-08-09 |
| 1447. | Eric (darkday87) | 87.63 | 96% | 2017-11-05 |
| 1448. | 1step (narcindin) | 87.62 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1449. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 87.62 | 99% | 2019-06-29 |
| 1450. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 87.58 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1451. | Andy (toxicandy) | 87.55 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1452. | Omar (newbern) | 87.54 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1453. | . (offoff) | 87.53 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 1454. | Nic (scylla1) | 87.52 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1455. | John (shadosavage) | 87.52 | 99% | 2018-06-05 |
| 1456. | δΈε (quan72io) | 87.51 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1457. | AaronIsADonkey (_gg_ez_) | 87.46 | 94% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1458. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 87.45 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1459. | Simon (sivara) | 87.43 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 1460. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 87.43 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 1461. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 87.42 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1462. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 87.41 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 1463. | bwian (brianschao) | 87.40 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 1464. | Katy (kittymeowers) | 87.39 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |