So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6911. | Szczepan (szeczepan02) | 93.27 | 95% | 2015-09-23 |
| 6912. | Isaac (nobos5is) | 93.27 | 98% | 2012-10-14 |
| 6913. | Bellax (bellax) | 93.27 | 98% | 2012-06-11 |
| 6914. | Monster, how should (bardho... | 93.27 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6915. | + (pigeon0) | 93.26 | 97.1% | 2023-09-05 |
| 6916. | Grace (gnep) | 93.26 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 6917. | Alyssa (typingtodeath) | 93.26 | 93% | 2012-12-19 |
| 6918. | Kajtebolikitica (patrik131) | 93.25 | 97.7% | 2023-09-30 |
| 6919. | bo (biznessmun) | 93.25 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 6920. | A (kmos) | 93.25 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 6921. | Aaron (pulpfinky) | 93.25 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 6922. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 93.23 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 6923. | Bibimbop (bibimbop) | 93.23 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 6924. | Amateur Hacker (st26042004) | 93.23 | 98% | 2023-06-18 |
| 6925. | krispy (crusteekrabs) | 93.23 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 6926. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 93.23 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 6927. | Tim (tplank44) | 93.22 | 98.3% | 2023-07-08 |
| 6928. | Green Tea (2001186) | 93.22 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6929. | Geovanni (totallynotgeo) | 93.22 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 6930. | Emma (typingonambien) | 93.22 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 6931. | panes (graabeh) | 93.22 | 96% | 2015-03-09 |
| 6932. | George (yellowgeo) | 93.21 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 6933. | MNM (mnmnour) | 93.21 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6934. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 93.21 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 6935. | Francisco (ffdc) | 93.21 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 6936. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 93.21 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 6937. | Ben (gordon05) | 93.20 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 6938. | AC (youwantmygochu) | 93.20 | 95% | 2014-07-11 |
| 6939. | Derek (kikoman00) | 93.20 | 90% | 2016-02-26 |
| 6940. | Adam (eidolons) | 93.20 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |