I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8508. | Zachary (koiiiiii) | 94.33 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8509. | Arrazi (arraziboo) | 94.33 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 8510. | Kevin (nguyenkevin) | 94.33 | 94% | 2017-05-18 |
| 8511. | lemon (ilka) | 94.33 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
| 8512. | Pop (floppying) | 94.33 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8513. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 94.33 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8514. | kyle (kylesch) | 94.33 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8515. | David (le_zeblitz) | 94.33 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 8516. | David (spurgeon) | 94.32 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8517. | tstats[cp052] (cp052) | 94.31 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8518. | Joey (coxoncable) | 94.31 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 8519. | Romanos (space_dot) | 94.30 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8520. | H J (ojinjin) | 94.30 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8521. | Marshall (stoppednile) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8522. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 94.30 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 8523. | daniel3131 (daniel3131) | 94.30 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 8524. | Jack (manbearpig01) | 94.29 | 98.2% | 2025-03-07 |
| 8525. | ramsay74 (extremist_7) | 94.29 | 96% | 2025-09-30 |
| 8526. | I (tofuture) | 94.29 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 8527. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8528. | Bena (benakena) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8529. | Markus (mkh90) | 94.29 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| 8530. | mason (mwedding) | 94.28 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 8531. | Tats (tatss) | 94.28 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8532. | winter (cora_) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8533. | Peter (peterpotomus) | 94.26 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 8534. | Opu (samops) | 94.26 | 99.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8535. | Moises (moiscmigu) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8536. | senpai (chottomatte) | 94.26 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 8537. | Xiverz (xiverz) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |