As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24169. | Marzie (marzie2002) | 50.50 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 24170. | Michael (macman620) | 50.49 | 83% | 2017-01-19 |
| 24171. | Virtual (virtualflora) | 50.49 | 96.3% | 2023-07-03 |
| 24172. | Prince (_prince) | 50.49 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 24173. | foomf! (iblasty) | 50.48 | 94% | 2017-11-15 |
| 24174. | Gary (vision_123) | 50.48 | 98.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24175. | Gheorghe (alpha0) | 50.47 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 24176. | aymen (aymenalwh) | 50.47 | 94% | 2021-07-05 |
| 24177. | Setsuna (setsunafseiei00q) | 50.47 | 86% | 2015-08-28 |
| 24178. | Chris (chrisrapid) | 50.46 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 24179. | guitrstrngscr (_resh_) | 50.46 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 24180. | Shivam (anthonyorwott) | 50.45 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 24181. | Mochi (mochisun) | 50.45 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 24182. | Ch1LLz (_chillz) | 50.45 | 99% | 2020-11-08 |
| 24183. | chloe (chloewalsall) | 50.45 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 24184. | Guest (guest2703) | 50.45 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 24185. | WabberDabber (thingexplainer) | 50.44 | 94% | 2019-03-06 |
| 24186. | fakhry (fakhryodi) | 50.44 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
| 24187. | Cammy (cammy04) | 50.43 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 24188. | Hassan (hassanamoudi) | 50.42 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 24189. | Erik (erickano) | 50.42 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 24190. | Seatrian Jr. (boris_klavesh... | 50.42 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 24191. | Tahmeed (tahmeed_ahmed) | 50.42 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 24192. | Yash (dreaming_insomniac) | 50.41 | 94.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 24193. | cahyo (cahyokrisma) | 50.41 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
| 24194. | Night (night417) | 50.41 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| 24195. | ig@ (fainterkitten) | 50.40 | 91% | 2016-03-19 |
| 24196. | Joe (naman189089) | 50.40 | 93% | 2021-10-18 |
| 24197. | Boye (boye) | 50.40 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 24198. | Cris (the_thesaurusrex) | 50.40 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |