I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6828. | FrankthePeanut (frankthepea... | 98.66 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 6829. | Jackyyy (jackyinmarkham) | 98.66 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 6830. | Jed (sky2462) | 98.66 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 6831. | Alon (alon276) | 98.66 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 6832. | Akeetah (akeetah) | 98.65 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 6833. | ananda (anskits) | 98.65 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 6834. | midnight (aw01) | 98.65 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 6835. | Mexikorn (mexikorn) | 98.65 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 6836. | Ceres (the445guy) | 98.63 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 6837. | eddie (eddiethenooblol) | 98.62 | 99% | 2023-09-11 |
| 6838. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 98.62 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 6839. | Martin (lnokiax6) | 98.61 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 6840. | Tre (tre_) | 98.61 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 6841. | Sam (saingor) | 98.61 | 100% | 2020-01-19 |
| 6842. | Adlin (adlin_typer18) | 98.61 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 6843. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 98.58 | 98.9% | 2025-04-18 |
| 6844. | Underi (underi) | 98.54 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 6845. | Luke (the_static_dino) | 98.54 | 100% | 2023-04-17 |
| 6846. | Zaid (zaids) | 98.53 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 6847. | raymond (raymondstance) | 98.53 | 98.1% | 2023-12-16 |
| 6848. | Rush 🅱️ (drducc) | 98.53 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 6849. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 98.52 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
| 6850. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 98.51 | 98% | 2024-09-18 |
| 6851. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 98.51 | 97% | 2024-01-31 |
| 6852. | Hassan (hassanspace) | 98.51 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 6853. | Mo D (mookiekulit) | 98.50 | 97.6% | 2024-04-02 |
| 6854. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 98.50 | 100% | 2021-07-22 |
| 6855. | Mike (themechanic1) | 98.49 | 95% | 2024-06-17 |
| 6856. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 98.49 | 100% | 2024-08-06 |
| 6857. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 98.48 | 97.8% | 2024-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |