I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6983. | Adlin (adlin_typer18) | 98.61 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 6984. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 98.58 | 98.9% | 2025-04-18 |
| 6985. | Underi (underi) | 98.54 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 6986. | Luke (the_static_dino) | 98.54 | 100% | 2023-04-17 |
| 6987. | Zaid (zaids) | 98.53 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 6988. | raymond (raymondstance) | 98.53 | 98.1% | 2023-12-16 |
| 6989. | Rush 🅱️ (drducc) | 98.53 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 6990. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 98.52 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
| 6991. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 98.51 | 97.7% | 2024-09-18 |
| 6992. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 98.51 | 96.8% | 2024-01-31 |
| 6993. | Hassan (hassanspace) | 98.51 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 6994. | Mo D (mookiekulit) | 98.50 | 97.6% | 2024-04-02 |
| 6995. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 98.50 | 100% | 2021-07-22 |
| 6996. | Mike (themechanic1) | 98.49 | 95.4% | 2024-06-17 |
| 6997. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 98.49 | 100% | 2024-08-06 |
| 6998. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 98.48 | 97.8% | 2024-11-18 |
| 6999. | ㅤ (pinktortoise) | 98.47 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 7000. | Patrick (pkr505) | 98.47 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 7001. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 98.47 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 7002. | alldeux (alldeux) | 98.47 | 100% | 2020-01-16 |
| 7003. | tome (tome_narubi) | 98.47 | 99% | 2018-10-02 |
| 7004. | ! (heckar) | 98.46 | 97.7% | 2024-12-31 |
| 7005. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 98.46 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7006. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 98.45 | 100% | 2020-02-19 |
| 7007. | Derek (dcmcla1) | 98.45 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 7008. | Jasper (jaszhang18) | 98.45 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 7009. | Nick (asstastic34) | 98.45 | 97% | 2017-05-26 |
| 7010. | Kappa (isulje22) | 98.44 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 7011. | 𓇋𓋴𓆑𓏏𓅪 (infer... | 98.44 | 99% | 2023-02-27 |
| 7012. | Jacky (qtkyt) | 98.44 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |