As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1626. | (reyalpdab2) | 116.63 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 1627. | (arlong573) | 116.62 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1628. | (jaysondanewillingster) | 116.61 | 100% | 2015-09-08 |
| 1629. | (glaciernonquit) | 116.60 | 98% | 2017-12-22 |
| 1630. | blue shirt (blueshirtgirl) | 116.59 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 1631. | (jeff1104) | 116.57 | 99% | 2021-03-31 |
| 1632. | (kevinneeraj) | 116.56 | 92% | 2016-05-23 |
| 1633. | (kamuii) | 116.54 | 99% | 2025-08-03 |
| 1634. | Carl (draori) | 116.52 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
| 1635. | (nyfee) | 116.51 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 1636. | Kevin (yungwang) | 116.47 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 1637. | (troye06) | 116.45 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 1638. | (son_of_tele) | 116.44 | 98.6% | 2024-12-15 |
| 1639. | (borederlinegenius) | 116.44 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1640. | (vish_02) | 116.43 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1641. | (fotg_reckless) | 116.42 | 100% | 2025-04-27 |
| 1642. | Tassad (tassad) | 116.40 | 96% | 2016-03-06 |
| 1643. | (ekun) | 116.40 | 92% | 2015-12-25 |
| 1644. | (cduong04) | 116.39 | 98.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1645. | ok (crims0nking) | 116.39 | 100% | 2017-12-10 |
| 1646. | (henrmj) | 116.38 | 98.8% | 2025-01-31 |
| 1647. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 116.37 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 1648. | (telken_is_co0l) | 116.36 | 98.4% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1649. | (yamayama) | 116.33 | 100% | 2015-07-02 |
| 1650. | (wyzzard123) | 116.33 | 98% | 2015-08-08 |
| 1651. | kyndrid (kyndrid) | 116.31 | 94% | 2016-07-18 |
| 1652. | ricchi bambini tristi (giov... | 116.29 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 1653. | (drroast) | 116.27 | 92% | 2016-07-14 |
| 1654. | (salamiinyourmommi) | 116.26 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
| 1655. | 💉 (milan_) | 116.25 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |