So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23515. | Maki (mxki) | 62.93 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 23516. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 62.93 | 94% | 2019-03-25 |
| 23517. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 62.93 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 23518. | Marsela (atuam) | 62.92 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 23519. | Yummy Tommy (yummy_hotdog_m... | 62.92 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 23520. | SlothLikeTyping (sobadattyp... | 62.92 | 95% | 2022-12-08 |
| 23521. | Antonín (toniczech) | 62.92 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 23522. | Mark (hypixelegend) | 62.92 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
| 23523. | Pat (patq) | 62.92 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 23524. | Patrick (rubby) | 62.92 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 23525. | CJ (salasberryfin) | 62.91 | 95% | 2017-04-02 |
| 23526. | RottenMouse (rotten_mouse) | 62.91 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 23527. | Emily (sillyem) | 62.91 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
| 23528. | Mohammed (ledger67) | 62.91 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 23529. | pan (jjerry143) | 62.91 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 23530. | Rahul (gautamrahul) | 62.91 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 23531. | Brooklyn (noraqs99) | 62.90 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 23532. | OrangeJuicer (arskiir) | 62.90 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 23533. | Hatzkhamenei (hatzkhamenei) | 62.90 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 23534. | Taavi (taavi) | 62.90 | 98% | 2012-08-10 |
| 23535. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 62.90 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 23536. | Jeff (jeffmark2000) | 62.89 | 96% | 2015-01-20 |
| 23537. | AyuAnchor (ayu_anchor) | 62.89 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 23538. | Luhkoh (luhkoh) | 62.89 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 23539. | t (timorgilad) | 62.89 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 23540. | 🌊 (hobeats) | 62.88 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 23541. | Benjamin (benco) | 62.88 | 95% | 2011-08-05 |
| 23542. | al_on_pc (al_on_pc) | 62.88 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 23543. | Richard (richardbautista) | 62.88 | 91% | 2011-06-24 |
| 23544. | (ntandem) | 62.88 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |