I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4087. | Gabriel (hong_kong_) | 110.10 | 98.3% | 2024-03-14 |
| 4088. | MLE (mle_stephano) | 110.09 | 100% | 2017-03-10 |
| 4089. | Edward (flyingpawns) | 110.08 | 99% | 2017-04-28 |
| 4090. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 110.07 | 100% | 2024-09-19 |
| 4091. | Sprinkle (mrsprinkle) | 110.07 | 99% | 2022-04-01 |
| 4092. | asdfasdf (jebe) | 110.07 | 100% | 2022-09-01 |
| 4093. | Audrey (yirenw) | 110.06 | 98% | 2026-03-09 |
| 4094. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 110.06 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 4095. | Kincaid (kincaidr) | 110.05 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4096. | Orang Petagas (fabmkk) | 110.05 | 100% | 2022-07-30 |
| 4097. | dc (sliced2k12345) | 110.04 | 99% | 2018-01-18 |
| 4098. | pip (pip_johnson) | 110.04 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 4099. | Tiddy (tiddytwister) | 110.03 | 99% | 2022-06-25 |
| 4100. | Richard (dicklash) | 110.03 | 99.4% | 2023-12-03 |
| 4101. | rayli0224 (rayli0224) | 110.02 | 98.8% | 2024-08-15 |
| 4102. | chicken (crossedhands) | 110.01 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 4103. | Mike (msa17) | 109.99 | 97.6% | 2023-12-19 |
| 4104. | . (prieved1) | 109.99 | 99% | 2024-09-13 |
| 4105. | Dan Jeryll (almadendj) | 109.99 | 100% | 2023-01-26 |
| 4106. | Smugzey (smugzey) | 109.99 | 99% | 2022-09-05 |
| 4107. | dozingoff (stopcomparing) | 109.99 | 99% | 2025-11-28 |
| 4108. | Neko (stanoje) | 109.99 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 4109. | Ari (cuda_) | 109.99 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 4110. | Acephalus (acephalus) | 109.98 | 99% | 2025-12-27 |
| 4111. | MooD (xslel) | 109.98 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4112. | sorta (holdiers) | 109.98 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 4113. | avocado (innocuousmango) | 109.98 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 4114. | moq (moq_) | 109.97 | 99% | 2022-01-12 |
| 4115. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 109.97 | 99% | 2019-03-21 |
| 4116. | PsychoSaeko (psychosaeko) | 109.97 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |