I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 936. | (tehtehteh) | 135.93 | 100% | 2021-11-16 |
| 937. | (explosivedc) | 135.91 | 97% | 2026-04-19 |
| 938. | apples (appleplane) | 135.91 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 939. | (ficxjo) | 135.90 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 940. | (haleau) | 135.89 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 941. | (_dingus) | 135.88 | 98% | 2025-07-28 |
| 942. | (gumbolaya) | 135.86 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 943. | (strakerak3) | 135.85 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 944. | (badtyper5) | 135.81 | 100% | 2017-08-05 |
| 945. | -MarkVS- (mark40511) | 135.80 | 99% | 2021-06-13 |
| 946. | (forfunnonquit) | 135.80 | 98.2% | 2024-05-19 |
| 947. | Ethan (yaboinugget) | 135.79 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 948. | (_folder) | 135.78 | 98.2% | 2024-02-14 |
| 949. | (magnuscarlsbad) | 135.77 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 950. | (phoenixkaito) | 135.76 | 99% | 2017-09-04 |
| 951. | (flip2theleft) | 135.74 | 99% | 2021-12-29 |
| 952. | (solid_raiden) | 135.72 | 99.4% | 2023-11-04 |
| 953. | OW0974 (obrie_w) | 135.70 | 97.6% | 2024-02-09 |
| 954. | (beric) | 135.69 | 100% | 2017-04-06 |
| 955. | (pavlova_conditioning) | 135.69 | 99% | 2026-04-10 |
| 956. | (albert471) | 135.69 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 957. | (bloodyducks) | 135.68 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 958. | Ryan (jmk14) | 135.66 | 100% | 2018-07-13 |
| 959. | Meløn (__melon__) | 135.59 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 960. | (theperson60) | 135.56 | 99% | 2022-05-12 |
| 961. | (mrschoolboy) | 135.55 | 99% | 2025-04-05 |
| 962. | (downsider) | 135.53 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 963. | (mallznonquit) | 135.52 | 99% | 2018-02-12 |
| 964. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 135.52 | 100% | 2024-06-14 |
| 965. | (thunberg123) | 135.52 | 99% | 2017-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |