The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1326. | (harahune) | 122.68 | 93% | 2013-11-07 |
| 1327. | c-helpme.run - Help me get ... | 122.66 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1328. | 3ymsdet (3ymsdet) | 122.65 | 100% | 2021-01-15 |
| 1329. | (whoisthat) | 122.65 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 1330. | (adamczh1) | 122.61 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 1331. | (wizard24h) | 122.61 | 99% | 2020-02-29 |
| 1332. | (victorhz) | 122.60 | 98% | 2016-02-22 |
| 1333. | (heyitsricky) | 122.60 | 99% | 2011-12-25 |
| 1334. | Pizza (_pizza_) | 122.59 | 98% | 2014-06-10 |
| 1335. | (greatsentinel) | 122.55 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 1336. | Karellen (karellen) | 122.55 | 98% | 2015-08-05 |
| 1337. | (afromancer) | 122.55 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 1338. | will_t (will_t) | 122.53 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 1339. | Jeremy (snoozeallday) | 122.53 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 1340. | (bli0042) | 122.53 | 98% | 2015-05-29 |
| 1341. | (elijabet) | 122.51 | 92% | 2013-09-20 |
| 1342. | (russyy) | 122.50 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1343. | (tereterna) | 122.50 | 99% | 2019-04-12 |
| 1344. | Sira (sira) | 122.50 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 1345. | (mikefromtw) | 122.49 | 99% | 2013-08-19 |
| 1346. | (rxalityy) | 122.46 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1347. | (onetruegodniccage) | 122.46 | 88% | 2015-11-01 |
| 1348. | x from csi (mrxpress) | 122.46 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 1349. | Kelly (keljia) | 122.46 | 97% | 2016-11-02 |
| 1350. | (frohman) | 122.46 | 97% | 2012-09-13 |
| 1351. | (ba9myra9) | 122.45 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 1352. | (moltisanti) | 122.45 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 1353. | Fuzion (fuzionyo) | 122.45 | 99% | 2021-05-27 |
| 1354. | (illogic) | 122.44 | 97% | 2013-08-19 |
| 1355. | (vincentb) | 122.44 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |