I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1696. | yong (coaleo) | 90.18 | 95.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1697. | py (pytech) | 90.17 | 97.8% | 2024-08-03 |
| 1698. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 90.17 | 96.8% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1699. | Rem (remroid66) | 90.14 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1700. | VanGoblin (vangoblin) | 90.13 | 98.5% | 2024-10-18 |
| 1701. | Patrick (pkr505) | 90.13 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1702. | player (writer35) | 90.10 | 94.7% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1703. | David (dave_em) | 90.10 | 99.1% | 2025-03-01 |
| 1704. | pengin (lhp0) | 90.05 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 1705. | Hafiz (hafizlah) | 90.03 | 97.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 1706. | Denec (denec) | 90.02 | 96.9% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1707. | bobby (bobby7564) | 90.02 | 97.7% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1708. | JoshKeebs (joshdub9707) | 90.01 | 95.3% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1709. | chris (chrisdu12) | 90.00 | 96.2% | 2024-09-05 |
| 1710. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 90.00 | 98% | 2024-07-03 |
| 1711. | Brennan (pochita45) | 89.99 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 1712. | Shiva (shivajreddy) | 89.98 | 98.6% | 2024-06-05 |
| 1713. | Richard (jorimi) | 89.98 | 97.9% | 2024-06-02 |
| 1714. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 89.98 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1715. | Benjin (benjin7) | 89.96 | 97.7% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1716. | Caleb (calebbueckert) | 89.94 | 97.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1717. | The Phantom (architlal) | 89.94 | 97.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 1718. | enivevine (iasbihtdtty) | 89.94 | 96.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 1719. | Alberto Balsalm (kutaybozkurt) | 89.92 | 97.2% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1720. | Sudip (donda) | 89.87 | 98.1% | 2025-02-14 |
| 1721. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 89.83 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| 1722. | Felix (snaggy_) | 89.82 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
| 1723. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 89.82 | 96% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1724. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 89.79 | 98.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 1725. | Michael (mwormley) | 89.77 | 97% | 2024-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |