Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1387. | (clouhhd_) | 88.03 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1388. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 87.97 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 1389. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 87.97 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1390. | Albert (jabamabird) | 87.95 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 1391. | Jesse (cliev) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1392. | BR (brdiesel) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1393. | Joshua (ningeek212) | 87.94 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1394. | Stewfeed (chaniiiii) | 87.93 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1395. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 87.93 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1396. | Sameer (sameer_2) | 87.91 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1397. | Sora (soralimit) | 87.88 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 1398. | Luke (doleo) | 87.87 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1399. | James (jgray56) | 87.84 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1400. | Moye (moyoka) | 87.84 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1401. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 87.82 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 1402. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 87.81 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1403. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 87.80 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1404. | Lindsay (math314) | 87.80 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1405. | Kou (kounakano) | 87.79 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1406. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 87.79 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1407. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 87.77 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1408. | Andrew (ossit) | 87.77 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1409. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 87.77 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1410. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 87.75 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 1411. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 87.75 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1412. | Kill (killyourself1234) | 87.75 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 1413. | CoCo (cocongyt) | 87.75 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 1414. | Z (error_username_not_avail... | 87.72 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1415. | русские вперед... | 87.71 | 95% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1416. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 87.70 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |