I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1877. | tzisc (tzisc) | 115.68 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 1878. | (treje) | 115.67 | 99% | 2022-10-24 |
| 1879. | Tom Banks (tom_banks) | 115.67 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 1880. | Amelia (glowstar3000) | 115.64 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 1881. | MySpaceBarIsBroken (kanto) | 115.63 | 95% | 2017-04-04 |
| 1882. | Knight_Oikos (knight_oikos) | 115.61 | 99% | 2021-11-26 |
| 1883. | Paolo (koolkalang) | 115.61 | 99% | 2013-12-05 |
| 1884. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 115.60 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 1885. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 115.60 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 1886. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 115.60 | 99% | 2016-11-04 |
| 1887. | Z (vayenp) | 115.58 | 97% | 2015-05-15 |
| 1888. | be nice slunt (jokii) | 115.57 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 1889. | yj (yjsnpi) | 115.56 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 1890. | Nash (han1999) | 115.52 | 92% | 2017-03-22 |
| 1891. | Collin (collin01) | 115.52 | 100% | 2012-02-19 |
| 1892. | Jason (jb33000) | 115.50 | 100% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1893. | Flock (flocktender) | 115.48 | 100% | 2023-09-23 |
| 1894. | Jimbo (sanosuke) | 115.48 | 99% | 2015-02-13 |
| 1895. | Brett (mrmahn) | 115.47 | 100% | 2022-07-11 |
| 1896. | (testacc8385) | 115.45 | 95% | 2022-10-25 |
| 1897. | Chandler (chandlerbing11) | 115.44 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 1898. | Spooner (spooner679) | 115.44 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 1899. | essntialz (essntialz) | 115.44 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 1900. | ehj53 (ehj53) | 115.44 | 100% | 2019-11-15 |
| 1901. | Calvin (ck88) | 115.43 | 94% | 2014-07-29 |
| 1902. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 115.39 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 1903. | willmtx (willmtx) | 115.38 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
| 1904. | zircon (zircon) | 115.37 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 1905. | no (manathai) | 115.36 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 1906. | Loege (loege) | 115.36 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |