I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8544. | tstats[cp052] (cp052) | 94.31 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8545. | Joey (coxoncable) | 94.31 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 8546. | Romanos (space_dot) | 94.30 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8547. | H J (ojinjin) | 94.30 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8548. | Marshall (stoppednile) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8549. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 94.30 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 8550. | daniel3131 (daniel3131) | 94.30 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 8551. | Jack (manbearpig01) | 94.29 | 98.2% | 2025-03-07 |
| 8552. | ramsay74 (extremist_7) | 94.29 | 96% | 2025-09-30 |
| 8553. | I (tofuture) | 94.29 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 8554. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8555. | Bena (benakena) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8556. | Markus (mkh90) | 94.29 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| 8557. | mason (mwedding) | 94.28 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 8558. | Tats (tatss) | 94.28 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8559. | winter (cora_) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8560. | Peter (peterpotomus) | 94.26 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 8561. | Opu (samops) | 94.26 | 99.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8562. | Moises (moiscmigu) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8563. | senpai (chottomatte) | 94.26 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 8564. | Xiverz (xiverz) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8565. | Sameer (sameer_2) | 94.26 | 97.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8566. | als_PARV (als_parv) | 94.25 | 99.4% | 2025-01-21 |
| 8567. | Marcelino Willy (marukun_ni... | 94.25 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8568. | Janco (wolfwolfhoelaatisdit) | 94.25 | 99% | 2023-03-13 |
| 8569. | erty (someone8888) | 94.25 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8570. | Amanda (nochu11) | 94.25 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 8571. | EquationEnthusiast (equatio... | 94.24 | 94.9% | 2024-11-10 |
| 8572. | nguyen120107 (vunguyen120107) | 94.24 | 98.2% | 2025-05-17 |
| 8573. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 94.24 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |