The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23162. | Kelvinhbo (kelvinhbo) | 67.12 | 98.3% | 2023-07-29 |
| 23163. | Someone (_some_one_) | 67.12 | 97.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23164. | Jacky (jackyjac) | 67.12 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 23165. | Daniel (minqz) | 67.12 | 95% | 2022-10-08 |
| 23166. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 67.12 | 97% | 2017-04-08 |
| 23167. | jz (kokosha) | 67.12 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 23168. | Anthony (lusakalion) | 67.11 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 23169. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 67.11 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 23170. | Dylan (rewilder) | 67.11 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 23171. | ny (ynouros) | 67.11 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 23172. | Burrito (burritolord) | 67.11 | 92% | 2014-12-29 |
| 23173. | Mike (mikety1) | 67.11 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 23174. | GemsXD (gemsxd) | 67.11 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 23175. | Nairwick (nairwick) | 67.11 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
| 23176. | Arif (arifjafer) | 67.11 | 88% | 2012-06-01 |
| 23177. | bubu (cgfu) | 67.11 | 95% | 2017-10-14 |
| 23178. | ππ³πΊππ¦ (iamgo... | 67.10 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 23179. | Milk (saezos) | 67.10 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 23180. | Eidolon (eidolonxiv) | 67.10 | 85% | 2016-09-15 |
| 23181. | Michael (mcleo) | 67.10 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 23182. | David (klokigamer) | 67.10 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 23183. | SeaTang (seatang) | 67.10 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 23184. | murker! (murker) | 67.10 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 23185. | Suman (grgsuman) | 67.10 | 90% | 2015-09-11 |
| 23186. | Yurek.WL (jellysam) | 67.09 | 90% | 2016-02-12 |
| 23187. | Stephan (stephanvdmerwe) | 67.09 | 98% | 2016-07-01 |
| 23188. | Nurul (muradpj) | 67.09 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 23189. | Paul (paulcreenis) | 67.08 | 90% | 2016-01-26 |
| 23190. | Huy (keybrdslutz) | 67.08 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 23191. | Ashwani (ashwani45) | 67.08 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |