Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12670. | (nobunakamura) | 80.42 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12671. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 80.42 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12672. | Sean (seantronathon) | 80.41 | 96% | 2016-02-16 |
| 12673. | (umogbai) | 80.41 | 92% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12674. | (deckard_4) | 80.41 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 12675. | (imdahoe) | 80.41 | 88% | 2013-10-16 |
| 12676. | (fredisdead1010) | 80.41 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 12677. | (uiron) | 80.40 | 97% | 2011-09-23 |
| 12678. | (wizard_of_ooze) | 80.40 | 97% | 2016-07-08 |
| 12679. | Drails (drails_tr) | 80.40 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 12680. | (angie10410) | 80.39 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 12681. | (robodude22) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12682. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 12683. | (cromus) | 80.38 | 91% | 2013-11-11 |
| 12684. | (sosonis) | 80.38 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 12685. | (arslan801007) | 80.38 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 12686. | (ammbot) | 80.37 | 96% | 2014-05-26 |
| 12687. | (langtuqn2007) | 80.37 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 12688. | (carb0n13) | 80.37 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 12689. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 80.37 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 12690. | (roynaufal) | 80.37 | 91% | 2014-05-30 |
| 12691. | (weekendtantrums) | 80.37 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 12692. | (antiviro) | 80.36 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 12693. | (derangeddirector) | 80.36 | 97% | 2011-09-19 |
| 12694. | Vivian (viviangoesmoo) | 80.36 | 87% | 2014-02-20 |
| 12695. | (klydasaurus) | 80.36 | 91% | 2013-02-01 |
| 12696. | (iamkaran) | 80.36 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12697. | (fujiwaranosai) | 80.35 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 12698. | (kaiser_hund) | 80.35 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 12699. | (shakedrizzle) | 80.35 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |